New member says hello! :)

[Dirty Old Yank]

New blood - I'll drink to that!

New blood? I do believe she fancies you!

"one of us, one of us, one of us..."

Excellent movie that, Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932)
'Gooba gobble gooba gobble, we accept her we accept her, one of us, one of us!'

[Archie]

I don't want to spend me life making handbags

Don't suppose I'll be here when you get back

[The late Mrs Steptoe]

New blood - I'll drink to that!

New blood? I do believe she fancies you!

"one of us, one of us, one of us..."

Excellent movie that, Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932)
'Gooba gobble gooba gobble, we accept her we accept her, one of us, one of us!'

The look on all their faces there - classic!

[Dirty Old Yank]

The look on all their faces there - classic!

Agreed, a favorite scene and episode, Homes Fit For Heroes . Miss Lotterby is hilarious, a bit like Dracula’s daughter, she even speaks the lines like Lugosi, “nuuuuu blaaahhd!”

[Ilovesteptoe]

Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy.

[The late Mrs Steptoe]

Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy.

Hi, ILS!

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them?

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on!

[Ilovesteptoe]

Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy.

Hi, ILS!

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them?

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on!

Hi TLMS! Yeah sadly they do hence my predicament. My poor arsenal!

Love that joke mentioned. I have a similar one.

Man with bogroll on his head sort by Police after robbing local store. Police have taken public statements and are now constipating an arrest after local scallywag Ivor Stool was mentioned as the main suspect.

[The late Mrs Steptoe]

Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy.

Hi, ILS!

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them?

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on!

Hi TLMS! Yeah sadly they do hence my predicament. My poor arsenal!

Love that joke mentioned. I have a similar one.

Man with bogroll on his head sort by Police after robbing local store. Police have taken public statements and are now constipating an arrest after local scallywag Ivor Stool was mentioned as the main suspect.

Ah, I see. I used to love sprouts, but am having second thoughts on them now..

I'm observant today - noticed the 'constipating an arrest' in there! Wasn't a drunken Dan Dan The Sanitary Man, under another name, was it?

[Ilovesteptoe]

Yeah that joke was difficult to get out.

Re Dan Dan The Sanitary Man's alternative name. Um... not sure? Could be Dan Dan, get's it wherever he can? Er... Anyway I'd give it 5mins if I were U bend (he flushes farting as he leaves), and no I didn't defecate in a tree.

[The late Mrs Steptoe]

Yeah that joke was difficult to get out.

Re Dan Dan The Sanitary Man's alternative name. Um... not sure? Could be Dan Dan, get's it wherever he can? Er... Anyway I'd give it 5mins if I were U bend (he flushes farting as he leaves), and no I didn't defecate in a tree.

Right - you've asked for it... this is PG rated, in case any adults are looking in. Comedy and music, how can you top that??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fhBjm7TV_E

One of the best bands ever, IMO.

How did I miss your above post, ILS? I know what some would answer to that - no, I DIDN'T get locked in.

[Uncle Nobby]

Evening All!

I've just joined in the last week or so. I've posted stuff in the S&Son Quiz, Jokes, Favourite Theme Tunes and in Memorandum.

I watched Series 7 and 8 when I was a kid but they were repeats (born in 71), I've got all 8 Series on DVD but not the Christmas ones.

I'm a Redcap by the way.

See you around.

[Ilovesteptoe]

Evening All!

I've just joined in the last week or so. I've posted stuff in the S&Son Quiz, Jokes, Favourite Theme Tunes and in Memorandum.

I watched Series 7 and 8 when I was a kid but they were repeats (born in 71), I've got all 8 Series on DVD but not the Christmas ones.

I'm a Redcap by the way.

See you around.

It's hello from Ilovesteptoe to uncle Nob!!