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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:26 pm

The late Mrs Steptoe wrote:New blood - I'll drink to that!

New blood? :shock: I do believe she fancies you! :o
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PhilGlass wrote: "one of us, one of us, one of us..."

Excellent movie that, Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932) :wink:
'Gooba gobble gooba gobble, we accept her we accept her, one of us, one of us!'
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Archie » Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:14 pm

I don't want to spend me life making handbags :x

Don't suppose I'll be here when you get back :(
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby The late Mrs Steptoe » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:44 pm

Dirty Old Yank wrote:
The late Mrs Steptoe wrote:New blood - I'll drink to that!

New blood? :shock: I do believe she fancies you! :o
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PhilGlass wrote: "one of us, one of us, one of us..."

Excellent movie that, Tod Browning's "Freaks" (1932) :wink:
'Gooba gobble gooba gobble, we accept her we accept her, one of us, one of us!'

The look on all their faces there - classic! :lol:
"Aaarold... you should come round this side - her drawers have just dropped off!"
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:02 pm

The late Mrs Steptoe wrote:The look on all their faces there - classic! :lol:

Agreed, a favorite scene and episode, Homes Fit For Heroes :o. Miss Lotterby is hilarious, a bit like Dracula’s daughter, she even speaks the lines like Lugosi, “nuuuuu blaaahhd!” :lol:
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:38 pm

Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy. :mrgreen:
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby The late Mrs Steptoe » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:51 am

Ilovesteptoe wrote:Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy. :mrgreen:


Hi, ILS! :D

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them? :shock:

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on! :wink:
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:30 pm

The late Mrs Steptoe wrote:
Ilovesteptoe wrote:Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy. :mrgreen:


Hi, ILS! :D

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them? :shock:

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on! :wink:


Hi TLMS! Yeah sadly they do hence my predicament. My poor arsenal! :mrgreen:

Love that joke mentioned. I have a similar one. :P

Man with bogroll on his head sort by Police after robbing local store. Police have taken public statements and are now constipating an arrest after local scallywag Ivor Stool was mentioned as the main suspect.
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby The late Mrs Steptoe » Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:51 pm

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The late Mrs Steptoe wrote:
Ilovesteptoe wrote:Belated hi to any new member I've neglected to say hello to. Apologies do forgive me, I've been bunged up with Xmas sprouts and there's no toilet paper handy. :mrgreen:


Hi, ILS! :D

I thought sprouts had a lot of fibre in them? :shock:

But it reminds me of the old joke - It was reported that all the lavatory seats were stolen from the local police station; they are still trying to solve this and the thief is still at large but have nothing to go on! :wink:


Hi TLMS! Yeah sadly they do hence my predicament. My poor arsenal! :mrgreen:

Love that joke mentioned. I have a similar one. :P

Man with bogroll on his head sort by Police after robbing local store. Police have taken public statements and are now constipating an arrest after local scallywag Ivor Stool was mentioned as the main suspect.

Ah, I see. :o I used to love sprouts, but am having second thoughts on them now.. :wink:

I'm observant today - noticed the 'constipating an arrest' in there! Wasn't a drunken Dan Dan The Sanitary Man, under another name, was it?

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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:03 pm

Yeah that joke was difficult to get out. :P

Re Dan Dan The Sanitary Man's alternative name. Um... not sure? Could be Dan Dan, get's it wherever he can? Er... Anyway I'd give it 5mins if I were U bend (he flushes farting as he leaves), and no I didn't defecate in a tree. :mrgreen:
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby The late Mrs Steptoe » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:56 pm

Ilovesteptoe wrote:Yeah that joke was difficult to get out. :P

Re Dan Dan The Sanitary Man's alternative name. Um... not sure? Could be Dan Dan, get's it wherever he can? Er... Anyway I'd give it 5mins if I were U bend (he flushes farting as he leaves), and no I didn't defecate in a tree. :mrgreen:

Right - you've asked for it... this is PG rated, in case any adults are looking in. :wink: Comedy and music, how can you top that??

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How did I miss your above post, ILS? I know what some would answer to that - no, I DIDN'T get locked in. :lol:
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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Uncle Nobby » Sun May 24, 2015 7:05 pm

Evening All!

I've just joined in the last week or so. I've posted stuff in the S&Son Quiz, Jokes, Favourite Theme Tunes and in Memorandum.

I watched Series 7 and 8 when I was a kid but they were repeats (born in 71), I've got all 8 Series on DVD but not the Christmas ones.

I'm a Redcap by the way.

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Re: New member says hello! :)

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Tue May 26, 2015 12:05 pm

Uncle Nobby wrote:Evening All!

I've just joined in the last week or so. I've posted stuff in the S&Son Quiz, Jokes, Favourite Theme Tunes and in Memorandum.

I watched Series 7 and 8 when I was a kid but they were repeats (born in 71), I've got all 8 Series on DVD but not the Christmas ones.

I'm a Redcap by the way.

See you around.


It's hello from Ilovesteptoe to uncle Nob!! :P
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