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Re: Jokes (bad or otherwise)...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:21 am
by Ilovesteptoe
My wife said to me once: Darling, have you ever wanted to be more adventurous with our sex life? I replied back: What do you mean adventurous? Wife: Well, let's do something more exciting. Make love to me when I least expect it. Me: Okay. You've asked for it, but before we do, let's move your mother's coffin, then do it in that hole. :shock:

Re: Jokes (bad or otherwise)...

PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:19 pm
by Ilovesteptoe
My mother said: Pubert, when you grow up you'll be able to have relations with girls. I said: What, you mean have dad join in? :?

Re: Jokes (bad or otherwise)...

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:56 pm
by Ilovesteptoe
Donald Trump. Nuff said. 8)

Re: Jokes (bad or otherwise)...

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:10 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
"...I once worked a mafia club that was so tough, the specialty was broken leg of lamb."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"...This guy was so tough, for six months after he died the bartenders didn't steal in case it was a trick."
--Lenny Bruce

Re: Jokes (bad or otherwise)...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:43 pm
by Uncle Nobby
Ivor Biggun wrote:
Can we say John Thomas?
Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:50 pm P3,

Or to misquote a Goons character, can we say Hugh Jampton?

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/get-on-my-wick.html