Steptoe Quiz

[Uncle Nobby]

Happy New Year folks.

Q: Well we all remember Harold attacking Albert whilst he was asleep with a cleaver and he has also used swords and an assegai on occasion.


But what weapons have we seen Albert use that he could defend himself with?

Edit: Typo.

[Dirty Old Yank]

Happy New Year folks.
Q: Well we all remember Harold attacking Albert whilst he was asleep with a cleaver and he has also used swords and an assegai on occasion. But what weapons have we seen Albert use that he could defend himself with?

Happy New Year to you too Nobby, glad you're back .
Albert used all sorts of weapons: guns, kung fu, guilt, deceit, superstition, insults, you name it!
My favorite weapon that Harold used, an hilariously insincere and innocent one...
...was when he threatened to take Albert's teeth away .

[Uncle Nobby]

Happy New Year folks.
Q: Well we all remember Harold attacking Albert whilst he was asleep with a cleaver and he has also used swords and an assegai on occasion. But what weapons have we seen Albert use that he could defend himself with?

Happy New Year to you too Nobby, glad you're back .
Albert used all sorts of weapons: guns, kung fu, guilt, deceit, superstition, insults, you name it!
My favorite weapon that Harold used, an hilariously insincere and innocent one...
...was when he threatened to take Albert's teeth away .

Hello Dirty Old Yank.

Yes a succinct answer as always. your go!

[Uncle Nobby]

Well see if anyone gets this one?

Apart from being dead what links both Harry H Corbett and Alan Simpson?

[Dolly Clackett]

Keep checking to see if anyone got this one, its a right poser

[Uncle Nobby]

The answer is that they were both holders of the Order of the British Empire (OBE).

[Uncle Nobby]

Q: Name the two episodes where Albert is called Steptoe the Klepto?

[Dirty Old Yank]

Q: Name the two episodes where Albert is called Steptoe the Klepto?

“Steptoe the klepto”...2 episodes...
The first one is easy, that’d be "Crossed Swords".
Which, coincidentally, was adapted to become the first episode of Sanford and Son .
But the second klepto quote is more difficult, and I’m determined not to peek.
Would it be "And So To Bed", where Albert nicks the salesman’s fags?

[Uncle Nobby]

Q: Name the two episodes where Albert is called Steptoe the Klepto?

“Steptoe the klepto”...2 episodes...
The first one is easy, that’d be "Crossed Swords".
Which, coincidentally, was adapted to become the first episode of Sanford and Son .
But the second klepto quote is more difficult, and I’m determined not to peek.
Would it be "And So To Bed", where Albert nicks the salesman’s fags?

Hello Dirty Old Yank.

The second is the one I'm in.

Happy New Year.

[Dirty Old Yank]

The second is the one I'm in. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year to you too!
...The one you were in, should’ve known.
So the complete answer is “Crossed Swords” & “Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning”, yes?

[Uncle Nobby]

Hello All.

While strictly speaking this is not a question, I just noticed the Steptoe Quiz in Fun and Games which is a bit tricky.

Apparently there 48 questions about Episodes, Cast & Characters and Ray and Alan. The most that I have got is only 8.

[Dirty Old Yank]

...The most that I have got is only 8.

"If you think that's an average one then you've been spoiled."
--Sid James, Carry On Girls .

[snodge]

I'm disapointed no ones mentioned fellini's 8 1/2 when talking about having 8 inches

[Dirty Old Yank]

I'm disapointed no ones mentioned fellini's 8 1/2...

Was wondering how long it'd be before someone mentioned Federico Fellini .

[snodge]

Was wondering how long it'd be before someone mentioned Federico Fellini

Well you can't keep a good man down