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Postby bob » Thu May 01, 2008 9:23 am

The Teddy Bear line is one of my favourites.

I even got a chance to use it when a friend of mine offered to show me around his garden.
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Postby EGA » Thu May 29, 2008 9:16 pm

A typical Albert indignant response;

- 'Deeaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!'

- 'Me goolies!!'

- 'What's (pronounced 'Woss') the bleedin' game?!'

- Albert's 'he he he' laugh when he is sat on the toilet in Divided we Stand

- 'Yer useless!'

- 'Everywhere I go, you're there'

- 'Oh my gawd'


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Postby thrupnybit » Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 pm

I like 'Yer useless!' followed by 'Yer a puddin!!'

'Why would I want to touch your thrupnybits for, I got thrupnybits o... of me own...'
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Postby juliluli » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:23 pm

i think this is hilarious, Albert and Harold are in the mobile x-ray van, (TB or not TB) and Albert tells the nurse the horse kicked Harold in the privates and he'd had to have an x -ray, he then said ' i think you ought to put it down : x-i -ray gentiles'
Thats not dust, its bleedin topsoil.
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Postby juliluli » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:29 pm

i was watching steptoe and son the other night and it struck me Harold dosent actually say the famous 'you dirty old man' that often, in fact he seems to say 'you poor old man' more,
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Postby Archie » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:50 pm

From 'Men Of Letters' -

Vicar - This calls for a judgement of Solomon.

Harold - (referring to Albert) Are you going to cut him in half ? :twisted:
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Postby steve sheffield » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:30 pm

Arthur from cuckoo in the nest "just going to point percy at the porcelain" and "your beers, as flat as a witches tit"
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