Have you ever imagined your own Steptoe scenario?
If you had the chance, what would you have Albert & Harold doing these days?
Thanks to Ray and Alan they're archetypes, thanks to Harry and Wilfrid they're icons...though we couldn't possibly compete with their talents, nearly anything works.
A random example:
Harold brings back a pair of leather trousers from his round and the episode virtually writes itself!
Does Albert vote Labour? Does Harold get a hairpiece?
Do they win the lotto and move to Hampstead? don't be shy.