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Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:56 pm
by melody
He's a puff.

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:48 pm
by harryfaversham
that is a good one. welcome 2 the forum btw

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:25 pm
by melody
Ta. Makes me laff every time he says it. I also like it wen Harold goes on about the pink liquorice allsorts

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:15 pm
by harryfaversham
"Well I didn't have 'em, and I don't think the 'orse has had 'em, so that just leaves, that perpendicular ponce upstairs!!" lol absolutely classic line

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:39 pm
by Karl
"Oh Mahler,compared with you Picasso's a load of old crap"

- Harold in "Seance in a wet rag 'n' bone yard". :lol:

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:01 am
by Dirty Old Yank
"You get the bird stuffed and put one in the oven. And before you say anything vulgar, I'm referring to the dinner."
- Harold / 73 special

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:39 am
by steve sheffield
From the desperate hours - Harold talking to Johnnie "you should have come last week, we was alright then"

Johnnie replies " awfully sorry, just couldn't get away" :mrgreen:

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:14 pm
by winstonlegthigh
They seek him here, they seek him there, Joe Stalin seeks him everywhere :lol:

And that whole exchange in the christmas episode about the muffin man and, y'know, the bit where Albert goes "so now you know" "yeah...but you don't!" :lol: during the whole questioning about Alberts parentage.

"Whoose that i been calling Grandfather all these years?"

"Gladstone"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:25 pm
by Ben Rigsby
hi all :D

new here but Steptoe & Son is 1 of my all time faves too.

as a change from 1 of Wilf or Harrys brilliant lines, how about Leonard Rossiter in "The Desperate Hours"?
dismayed by the lack of food in the house the hungry escaped convict points to Charlie the goldfish and asks "what are these like grilled?" and pointing at the Steptoes life size model of a human skeleton enquires, "whos this, the lodger?"

cheers

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:23 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
"Ohhh, so we've got a talking horse now have we?" Albert - A Box In Town :)

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:18 pm
by steve sheffield
Harold " well , if your'e going to bring religion into christmas"

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:24 pm
by steptoe and son scrap
mine has to from in the men of letters [Albert has placed 'bum' on the Scrabble board] My "bum" is not dirty also You're worse than a fly 'round a cow's arsehole." lol :D :lol:

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:31 am
by robertroden
For me without doubt is when Harold call his dad "You dirty old man"

Always has me laughing. :D

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:16 am
by bob
Welcome robertroden

Yes it is the classic line from the series

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:15 pm
by stephen68
one of the funniest lines to me wasnt even spoke by either Wilfred or Harry but it was by the Trevor Bannister character as the play director it's the way he screams : stick to the script please and the look on his face cracks me up