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Re: Funniest Line

Postby steve sheffield » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:29 pm

Vicar " looks like we're having a bit of an Indian summer"

Albert " well there's enough of em' live round ere" :lol:
3 Handkerchiefs and a pair of Y fronts. Enoch's dreaming of a white christmas.
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby steve sheffield » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:47 pm

From "oh what a beautiful mourning"

Regarding the deceased uncle george and being Harold's godfather-
Albert " we made a mistake choosing him, tight as a nats chuff he was "
3 Handkerchiefs and a pair of Y fronts. Enoch's dreaming of a white christmas.
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby steptoe and son scrap » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:42 am

autographs 2 shillings each from porn yesterday
Albert Steptoe: 'Ere, that's a What the Butler Saw machine!


Harold Steptoe: Ah, you recognize it! Takes you back to your lecherous youth, does it?

You're worse than a fly 'round a cow's arsehole.
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:14 pm

"Dim as a glow worm's armpit." ( I forget which episode :oops: )
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:49 pm

"Looks very dodgy to me." Albert / Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
That's rather like saying the Hindenburg looked a bit dodgy.
Albert sometimes had a hilarious flair for understatement :)

"White wedding, bah. That's starting off with a lie to begin with." :shock: Albert / And Afterwards At...
"They're going to have to reconsecrate this place when you've gone." Harold / And Afterwards At...
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Mon May 05, 2014 5:18 pm

" I often have a thrash down at the Derby and Joan club. Some of those old biddies there...
when they’ve finished doing the Twist with me their corsets are on the wrong way round!" :shock:
Albert / Come Dancing
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby PhilGlass » Tue May 06, 2014 3:10 pm

"Me wog, me no speak-a de english!"
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:19 pm

“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?” :shock:
Harold / The Lodger
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby PhilGlass » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:51 pm

Dirty Old Yank wrote:“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?” :shock:
Harold / The Lodger


Room to let in fashinable mews cottage, clean linen, would suit professional person, five pound a week, no wogs!

There's good wogs and bad wogs I suppose, same as us...

Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:59 pm

PhilGlass wrote:Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.

So true Phil, the “dukes of dustmen” created the most sophisticated television comedy ever, despite the characters poverty. Every episode is full of hilarious, humane axioms. Like a comedy Krishnamurti, it doesn’t matter how often the lines are spoken, there's always some wisdom to be found. If there’s ever been a funnier show on telly, I’d like to know what it is.
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Re: Funniest Line

Postby tianmoon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:28 pm

what's he doing
cobbling , what! [episode and so to bed]
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