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Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:29 pm
by steve sheffield
Vicar " looks like we're having a bit of an Indian summer"

Albert " well there's enough of em' live round ere" :lol:

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:47 pm
by steve sheffield
From "oh what a beautiful mourning"

Regarding the deceased uncle george and being Harold's godfather-
Albert " we made a mistake choosing him, tight as a nats chuff he was "

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:42 am
by steptoe and son scrap
autographs 2 shillings each from porn yesterday

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:14 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
"Dim as a glow worm's armpit." ( I forget which episode :oops: )

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:49 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
"Looks very dodgy to me." Albert / Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
That's rather like saying the Hindenburg looked a bit dodgy.
Albert sometimes had a hilarious flair for understatement :)

"White wedding, bah. That's starting off with a lie to begin with." :shock: Albert / And Afterwards At...
"They're going to have to reconsecrate this place when you've gone." Harold / And Afterwards At...

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:18 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
" I often have a thrash down at the Derby and Joan club. Some of those old biddies there...
when they’ve finished doing the Twist with me their corsets are on the wrong way round!" :shock:
Albert / Come Dancing

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:10 pm
by PhilGlass
"Me wog, me no speak-a de english!"

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:19 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?” :shock:
Harold / The Lodger

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:51 pm
by PhilGlass
Dirty Old Yank wrote:“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?” :shock:
Harold / The Lodger


Room to let in fashinable mews cottage, clean linen, would suit professional person, five pound a week, no wogs!

There's good wogs and bad wogs I suppose, same as us...

Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:59 pm
by Dirty Old Yank
PhilGlass wrote:Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.

So true Phil, the “dukes of dustmen” created the most sophisticated television comedy ever, despite the characters poverty. Every episode is full of hilarious, humane axioms. Like a comedy Krishnamurti, it doesn’t matter how often the lines are spoken, there's always some wisdom to be found. If there’s ever been a funnier show on telly, I’d like to know what it is.

Re: Funniest Line

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:28 pm
by tianmoon
what's he doing
cobbling , what! [episode and so to bed]