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An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:51 am

Let's have between 5 - 10 words for every letter of the alphabet for anything related to S and S.

I'll start with 3,
A is for Albert, A is for Arthur as in "little arthur" and A is for Apartheid, as in "what the bleedin hell's apartheid" ?
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby PhilGlass » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:37 am

What a great fun thread!

B is for Batteries which Albert puts in the oven.
B is for Beatles who made Albert consider sending back his medals.
B is for baby, which Harold thinks is his (series and movie apply)
B is for Bert Jones, that fantastic artist who's painting Harold brings home
B is for the answer to 16 down in the parish magazine crossword!
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:56 am

PhilGlass wrote:What a great fun thread!

B is for Batteries which Albert puts in the oven.
B is for Beatles who made Albert consider sending back his medals.
B is for baby, which Harold thinks is his (series and movie apply)
B is for Bert Jones, that fantastic artist who's painting Harold brings home
B is for the answer to 16 down in the parish magazine crossword!


B is in and so to " Bed" which Albert accidently stabs with the penknife
B is also in "Big" walnut crushers corrrrr!
B is also in Bum, the part of the anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers!
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:58 am

And B is for " Bleeder" :lol:
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby Archie » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:52 pm

B - for the Boomerang in 'Cuckoo in the nest' Arthur gave to Albert and made Harold jealous :)

In 'Any Old Iron' Albert said Timothy was as bent as a Boomerang :shock:
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:19 pm

B is also in "Bishop from a Brothel raid" :lol:
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:37 am

C is for
Cobbling (A Musical Evening / And So To Bed)
Composers (Brahms & Liszt)
Cart (obviously)
Cat (giant chair warming imaginary variety, Full House)
Coffins (The Wooden Overcoats / Ride Again)
Crust (pastry decorated with false teeth, forgot the episode)
Chop sticks (Sixty-Five Today)
Comic, Compere, Couple of strippers (first film) :)
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby PhilGlass » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:49 pm

C is for 'Chrysanthemum', a word Harold can't spell.
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:14 pm

D is for
Dripping (neck pain unguent, And So To Bed)
Droppings (on milk bottles, Upstairs Downstairs Upstairs Downstairs)
Dottie Duddy (Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard)
Drag (Live Now P.A.Y.E. Later / first film)
Dust (thick as topsoil, forgot the episode)
and of course, Dirty old man :)
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:27 pm

C is for Cobblers
C is for "Colour problem"
C is for Cart
C is for "Cuckoo in the nest"
C is for "Come dancing"
C is for " Curried Goolies"
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby PhilGlass » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:09 am

D is for Delilah, the second horse.
D is for Dolly,the 'actress' who played Delilah
D is for Dorothy Duddy, who has her eye on Albert
D is for Dolly Miller, who Harold gets a go of!
D is for Daphne, one of whom they both fall in love with and the other who is Pregnant
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:39 pm

X is for Xenophobia (Albert's)
and X-Ray (TB or Not TB)
Y is for Yootha Joyce
Z is for "Z Cars" (Sixty-Five Today) :)
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:28 pm

D is for Delilah
D is for Dolly Clackett
D is for Dick Turpin, Who Albert accuses Harold of being after falling asleep and ending up in york (film)
D is for Donkeys dangler
D is for "Divided we stand" & the "Desperate hours" two of the finest episodes of all time.
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby Reverend Flasher » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:16 am

T is for Two Beauties. (TB or not TB)
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Albert : They'll put me in a nut - house.
Harold : It's up to you. 18 months in the nick or the rest of your life in a nut - house
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Re: An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

Postby steve sheffield » Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:37 pm

E is for Earole'
E is for "Enter the dragon" from the seven steptoerai
E is for eees a poof "any old iron"
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