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Re: Best funny quotes

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Sun May 08, 2016 9:15 pm

Dirty Old Yank wrote:
Ilovesteptoe wrote:Yeah. Time for a mouth mint with that one. :shock:

Funny thing is, marsupial pouches aren’t dry at all......they’re icky-gooey :?.

Another favorite bit, from ‘Steptoe à La Cart’....
Albert: “She looks like me don’t she? ...She’s got my nose. And me eyes.”
Harold: “Yes. And when she goes home, you’re going to get my bleeding fist.”
The laughter lifted the roof off BBC Centre that day, bless :o.


I've never had experience of marsupial pouch. So them being dry, ickey-gooey, or something in-between has given me an uncomfortable mental image. Worse still. The idea of them being moist pliable places leaves me felling a tad bit green. :mrgreen:

Yeah, love that Steptoe a la cart excerpt mentioned. Harold had a way with words. He was like Shakespeare with junk. 8)
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Re: Best funny quotes

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Wed May 11, 2016 1:55 am

Ilovesteptoe wrote:...being dry, ickey-gooey, or something in-between has given me an uncomfortable mental image...leaves me feeling a tad bit green. :mrgreen:

Nothing a bit of Febreze won't sort :o.

‘And Afterwards At.....’ has lots of favorite bits.
Albert (looking at the mother-in-law to be): “Take a good look at her mate, cause that’s what your bird’s gonna look like in 20 years time.”
Harold: “That don’t follow, I don’t look anything like you.”
Albert: “Don’t think I haven’t noticed. Many’s the punch-up your mother and me had over you.” :shock:
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Re: Best funny quotes

Postby Archie » Wed May 11, 2016 6:33 pm

From 'A Star Is Born' -
Harold to Albert " You've done just about everything haven't you, if we needed a brain surgeon you'd be the first up" :)
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Re: Best funny quotes

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:48 pm

I love that classic one liner in episode, porn Yesterday, when Albert gave his reasoning for starring in that, What The Butler Saw, flick and Harold's reaction. :lol:

Albert said: There was hard times. Everything we had was in porn!

Harold replied: And so were you.....
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