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Funniest Line
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Re: Funniest Line
by steve sheffield » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:29 pm
Vicar " looks like we're having a bit of an Indian summer"
Albert " well there's enough of em' live round ere"
Albert " well there's enough of em' live round ere"
3 Handkerchiefs and a pair of Y fronts. Enoch's dreaming of a white christmas.
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Re: Funniest Line
by steve sheffield » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:47 pm
From "oh what a beautiful mourning"
Regarding the deceased uncle george and being Harold's godfather-
Albert " we made a mistake choosing him, tight as a nats chuff he was "
Regarding the deceased uncle george and being Harold's godfather-
Albert " we made a mistake choosing him, tight as a nats chuff he was "
3 Handkerchiefs and a pair of Y fronts. Enoch's dreaming of a white christmas.
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Re: Funniest Line
by steptoe and son scrap » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:42 am
autographs 2 shillings each from porn yesterday
Albert Steptoe: 'Ere, that's a What the Butler Saw machine!
Harold Steptoe: Ah, you recognize it! Takes you back to your lecherous youth, does it?
You're worse than a fly 'round a cow's arsehole.
Harold Steptoe: Ah, you recognize it! Takes you back to your lecherous youth, does it?
You're worse than a fly 'round a cow's arsehole.
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Re: Funniest Line
by Dirty Old Yank » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:14 pm
"Dim as a glow worm's armpit." ( I forget which episode 
)
)"I'm a rag n' bone man, I'm not a poxy grave robber!"
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Re: Funniest Line
by Dirty Old Yank » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:49 pm
"Looks very dodgy to me." Albert / Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
That's rather like saying the Hindenburg looked a bit dodgy.
Albert sometimes had a hilarious flair for understatement
"White wedding, bah. That's starting off with a lie to begin with."
Albert / And Afterwards At...
"They're going to have to reconsecrate this place when you've gone." Harold / And Afterwards At...
That's rather like saying the Hindenburg looked a bit dodgy.
Albert sometimes had a hilarious flair for understatement
"White wedding, bah. That's starting off with a lie to begin with."
Albert / And Afterwards At..."They're going to have to reconsecrate this place when you've gone." Harold / And Afterwards At...
"I'm a rag n' bone man, I'm not a poxy grave robber!"
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Re: Funniest Line
by Dirty Old Yank » Mon May 05, 2014 5:18 pm
" I often have a thrash down at the Derby and Joan club. Some of those old biddies there...
when they’ve finished doing the Twist with me their corsets are on the wrong way round!"
Albert / Come Dancing
when they’ve finished doing the Twist with me their corsets are on the wrong way round!"
Albert / Come Dancing
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Re: Funniest Line
by PhilGlass » Tue May 06, 2014 3:10 pm
"Me wog, me no speak-a de english!"
"What do I want to go and see a film about Lesbians for?"
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Re: Funniest Line
by Dirty Old Yank » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:19 pm
“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?”
Harold / The Lodger
Harold / The Lodger
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Re: Funniest Line
by PhilGlass » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:51 pm
Dirty Old Yank wrote:“What do you know about antiques, apart from being one?”
Harold / The Lodger
Room to let in fashinable mews cottage, clean linen, would suit professional person, five pound a week, no wogs!
There's good wogs and bad wogs I suppose, same as us...
Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.
"What do I want to go and see a film about Lesbians for?"
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Re: Funniest Line
by Dirty Old Yank » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:59 pm
PhilGlass wrote:Some lines are some of the earliest I remember and still make me spit my cup of tea out when I hear them.
So true Phil, the “dukes of dustmen” created the most sophisticated television comedy ever, despite the characters poverty. Every episode is full of hilarious, humane axioms. Like a comedy Krishnamurti, it doesn’t matter how often the lines are spoken, there's always some wisdom to be found. If there’s ever been a funnier show on telly, I’d like to know what it is.
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Re: Funniest Line
by tianmoon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:28 pm
what's he doing
cobbling , what! [episode and so to bed]
cobbling , what! [episode and so to bed]
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