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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Archie » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:38 pm

I prefer the flock wallpaper, I wouldn't put it in the khazie though.

We need something washable out there !.
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:54 pm

Archie wrote:I prefer the flock wallpaper...

I dunno, flocking might appear to soften the experience, but I’ll stick with trusty ol’ pages of Exchange & Mart :wink:.
That’s one of those occasions where Albert’s solution actually made good sense, just sew all the samples together, bung em up and there ye go, save a ton of cash.
Probably not the sort of thing a hungover person on the verge of a technicolour yawn needs to look at in the karzi though: a crazy quilt of mismatched colours and fabrics in every direction. Like wandering into an enclosed three dimensional Gustav Klimt painting, chances are it wouldn’t help :o.
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby PhilGlass » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:32 pm

I did use wallpaper in the bog but then someone gave me a toilet brush. I had to stop using that though as it was quite painful, so went back to paper!
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:35 pm

Having toilet paper, flock or not, in the seventies was a luxury. I can remember as a kid when times were tough use to wait for it to rain. Call it mother nature's bidet. The winter was a nightmare. :shock:
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:48 pm

Ilovesteptoe wrote:Having toilet paper, flock or not, in the seventies was a luxury. I can remember as a kid when times were tough
use to wait for it to rain. Call it mother nature's bidet. The winter was a nightmare. :shock:

Gee, thanks for the visual ILS :shock:.
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When mates and me were kids first out on our own, sharing flats & squats as one does, we’d sometimes use newspaper deliberately, a futile act of defiance but we were only young and it amused us at the time. Tabloids preferred for obvious reasons, but pretty much any newspaper would do, an uncomfortable but momentarily gratifying expression of disdain for yellow journalism :wink:.
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:50 am

Gee, thanks for the visual ILS :shock:.


No problem DOY. Felt a right arse too. And seeing it was my own, was comforted in a twisted although soiled sort of way. :mrgreen:
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Dirty Old Yank » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:47 am

Ilovesteptoe wrote:No problem DOY. Felt a right arse... :mrgreen:

That was you?! .....Cheeky devil :shock:.
Wait...that was my left cheek, not right. Hmm...
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Re: Beautiful white dove wallpaper

Postby Ilovesteptoe » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:36 pm

That was you?! .....Cheeky devil


My excuse. It was dark. So had to feel my way to the WC, as my outside bog light bulb had blown, and to my and your relief, thank heaven's nothing else was. :shock:
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