An A to Z of Steptoe and Son

[steve sheffield]

Let's have between 5 - 10 words for every letter of the alphabet for anything related to S and S.

I'll start with 3,
A is for Albert, A is for Arthur as in "little arthur" and A is for Apartheid, as in "what the bleedin hell's apartheid" ?

[PhilGlass]

What a great fun thread!

B is for Batteries which Albert puts in the oven.
B is for Beatles who made Albert consider sending back his medals.
B is for baby, which Harold thinks is his (series and movie apply)
B is for Bert Jones, that fantastic artist who's painting Harold brings home
B is for the answer to 16 down in the parish magazine crossword!

[steve sheffield]

What a great fun thread!

B is for Batteries which Albert puts in the oven.
B is for Beatles who made Albert consider sending back his medals.
B is for baby, which Harold thinks is his (series and movie apply)
B is for Bert Jones, that fantastic artist who's painting Harold brings home
B is for the answer to 16 down in the parish magazine crossword!

B is in and so to " Bed" which Albert accidently stabs with the penknife
B is also in "Big" walnut crushers corrrrr!
B is also in Bum, the part of the anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers!

[steve sheffield]

And B is for " Bleeder"

[Archie]

B - for the Boomerang in 'Cuckoo in the nest' Arthur gave to Albert and made Harold jealous

In 'Any Old Iron' Albert said Timothy was as bent as a Boomerang

[steve sheffield]

B is also in "Bishop from a Brothel raid"

[Dirty Old Yank]

C is for
Cobbling (A Musical Evening / And So To Bed)
Composers (Brahms & Liszt)
Cart (obviously)
Cat (giant chair warming imaginary variety, Full House)
Coffins (The Wooden Overcoats / Ride Again)
Crust (pastry decorated with false teeth, forgot the episode)
Chop sticks (Sixty-Five Today)
Comic, Compere, Couple of strippers (first film)

[PhilGlass]

C is for 'Chrysanthemum', a word Harold can't spell.

[Dirty Old Yank]

D is for
Dripping (neck pain unguent, And So To Bed)
Droppings (on milk bottles, Upstairs Downstairs Upstairs Downstairs)
Dottie Duddy (Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard)
Drag (Live Now P.A.Y.E. Later / first film)
Dust (thick as topsoil, forgot the episode)
and of course, Dirty old man

[steve sheffield]

C is for Cobblers
C is for "Colour problem"
C is for Cart
C is for "Cuckoo in the nest"
C is for "Come dancing"
C is for " Curried Goolies"

[PhilGlass]

D is for Delilah, the second horse.
D is for Dolly,the 'actress' who played Delilah
D is for Dorothy Duddy, who has her eye on Albert
D is for Dolly Miller, who Harold gets a go of!
D is for Daphne, one of whom they both fall in love with and the other who is Pregnant

[Dirty Old Yank]

X is for Xenophobia (Albert's)
and X-Ray (TB or Not TB)
Y is for Yootha Joyce
Z is for "Z Cars" (Sixty-Five Today)

[steve sheffield]

D is for Delilah
D is for Dolly Clackett
D is for Dick Turpin, Who Albert accuses Harold of being after falling asleep and ending up in york (film)
D is for Donkeys dangler
D is for "Divided we stand" & the "Desperate hours" two of the finest episodes of all time.

[Reverend Flasher]

T is for Two Beauties. (TB or not TB)

[steve sheffield]

E is for Earole'
E is for "Enter the dragon" from the seven steptoerai
E is for eees a poof "any old iron"